// Mischa Ebay Store//

Hello everyone,

So I’m trying to get a little more on top of my game for you all so that you can have all of your Mischa needs met (well maybe most of them). You may or may not have heard me mention talk of opening a store and I’m happy to say I’m working on getting that set up right now. 

I’d also like to let everyone know a little bit about how I work. So thus far I haven’t been using a publicist so in terms of marketing and media involvement I don’t exactly have things going like I would like. Publicists are expensive and usually I like to work alone anyway. I’m a very capable person that doesn’t like to spend money on things  or people doing things that I can do for myself… okay I’m a little stubborn…and the thing here is that it takes me more time to get things done because there is only one of me and I’m learning as I go. I often get distracted with other real life endeavors that actually fall higher on my list of priorities than being my own publicist but this stuff is actually an important part of being a “pornstar” as it turns out. Hadn’t really thought of that before I started getting people asking me for my panties! So bare with me please as I try to take flight with some of my ideas and put them into action.  Oh and I think I may actually be getting a publicist but not too soon because I want to try to do some of this myself first and see how far I can get with it.

Okay! So now that you know what I’m up to and I need help from you! I only have a about 15 things or so that I want to sell right now, and I’m going to put them in my ebay store. I would like to use the photos from the scene to advertise each garment. So that obviously means no nude photos but I need photos of me wearing each of the outfits to showcase what I’m selling. I have a list of the movie or scene titles of each outfit. I tried looking myself but I don’t have access to all of the material in my scenes. Some I can get access to but I just think this is more fun and it really would save me cum loads of time if some of you could send me photo replies or an email with 1 or 2 photos from each set with me wearing the outfit before the scene by myself, (we call them Pretty Girls) ** Some scenes I’m selling items for haven’t been released yet so there will be more to come in addition to these. 

The Scenes are as follows:

Strap For Teacher #2, The Ass Party #5, Massive Anal Booty, Manuels Reverse Gangbang, Bouncing Bunny Butt (Brazzers), Wet Asses, What An Asshole, Interracial Coeds, The Ass Factor 3, and Young and Glamorous 4.

You’ll notice I don’t sell everything I wear and that is because I’m not a fan of shopping, especially for work clothes and they are hard to find in the first place if you ask me, maybe I don’t know where to look or maybe I’m cheap.. But I do want to sell certain things that I either definitely can’t wear again because of previous exposure or things that are relatively easy to replace. Guys do you know how expensive bras and panties can be? Please understand I’m going to sell things for more than what I purchased them for, but I will be fair. Also, some outfits/accessories are not mine to sell and have to be given back to the wardrobe stylist for certain scenes so if you don’t see something you wanted that may be why. 

Sorry for the somewhat sloppy post and do note, I will be writing on this thing a little more often to keep in touch and let you into my world a bit more. 

Like I said, if you can post a photo reply or email me photos at mischa_brooks@yahoo.com you would make me a very happy horny girl :)

<3 Mischa 

I’d you haven’t seen this, you should watch it twice… http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Bkr_udado

// Aura-Etheric Body-Chi Energy//


Geneticists have discovered that human DNA undergoes an evolutionary jump by activating some junk DNA when a person is sending positive frequencies through positive affirmations in gratitude.

All linguistic languages can be mapped from sacred geometry in the Flower of Life form that visually shows that language is vibration. The Flower of Life is believed by many metaphysical traditions to be the 1st completed energetic life form God created and then complex sound waves of sacred geometric shape such as Archangel Metatron’s icosahedron cube. Metatron’s cube has shown up unbiased in many ancient traditions and religions. It consists of all sacred geometry such as the Flower of Life, Seed of Life, tree of life, the golden ratio, the golden spiral, the golden mean, Phi, Fibonacci, tetrahedron, hexahedron, octahedron and the dodecahedron. Archangel Metatron is believed by many ancient civilizations to be the right hand being of God/universal consciousness in the creation process.The message mapped out in the form of conclusive math as depicted in sacred geometry is a infinite unbreakable truth in nature, which is that everything exists in unity, harmony, and oneness. If any living thing doesn’t realize this, then nature dismantles it and recreates new life forms that will work with the laws of nature.

The words one chooses to say and hear sends a frequency that changes human DNA. There are 64 condones in dna. The waves of emotions cause condones to activate. We only activate two emotions. Fear and love have different sin waves. Fear is a shorter frequency, but unconditional love has a longer frequency that activates more genetic patterns in your body through activating more condones. That’s because the universe functions in simple math as seen in the number line we all learned in grade school and still trying to figure out in life . (+) + (-) = stability, nothing forward & nothing backwards. That’s why when you say or do a positive thing and then replace it a negative, you get in an emotional quagmire. (-) + (-) = -, which means two negative always goes into further descent. When you say or do something negative to yourself and follow with more negativity, you fall into more of an abyss. (+) + (+) = +, which means only two positives will amplify and grow as it feeds off each other in unison. This is seen when you do or say something positive to yourself, you feel good and it keeps on going. Here’s the kicker, your brain can’t tell the difference if you say or do something negative to yourself or to others as you brain sees you two as one being. So when you say or do something negative to others, your body still feels the effects of stress, anxiety, and paranoia as if you did it to yourself.

A continuation of such negativity starts to create stress and ailments in your body. Living in unconditional love for yourself and others activates the Kundalini source energy within your pineal gland as displayed in a variety of 6th senses and shown in various spiritual artworks throughout the ages. The funnel torus that looks like a magnetic apple field around your heart is multiple torus’s insulated within more of itself and spinning in a circular pattern up to the top, around to the bottom, and back up again like a black hole. The infinity math is looping itself in the space between your dna strands on and on it goes. This is so because you are infinite energetic beings having a human experience. You are a hu-man be-ing., which means you are in the experience of “being” a “man” turning into a “Hu”, which “hu” means God or divinity. You are the integration of God or Goddess in man.

A fully integrated human is enlightened and is a leading edge experience of the divine and the physical. So feed your divine energetic self positive, unconditionally loving frequencies in the form of loving words and thoughts. The long speculated 6th senses of human DNA can be activated based on the person’s level of spiritual consciousness according to science proving that long held mantras of healing or chanting as believe by Buddhists, Native Americans, Mayans, and many more ancient chanting traditions have been accurate. The question now is; what are you saying to yourself and others that’s either advancing or stunting your cellular evolution? The choice is yours.

Please re-post and share with friends! It’s about time this kind of information is getting passed around.

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awesome123443-deactivated201305 said: How was your experience filming for Joey Silvera's Strap Attack series and could you please see if your friend Remy Lacroix would be in the series? Thanks

It went really well and I liked it! Aaand you might get your wish pretty soon :)

// My Butthole and I//

An embarrassing length of time ago, someone asked me to write a blog about anal preparation. So finally I am going to present to you the methods that work well for me when learning/preparing for anal. Before I start I like to add a little disclaimer and say that I do not believe these methods will work for everyone, nor am I encouraging you to use them, I am simply answering a question publicly. This blog is a combination of advice given to me by Phoenix Marie and Ann, and my own exploration. 

When I first started working on Anal my boyfriend was very supportive, of course, so I had help from the beginning. If you’re solo on this don’t worry, you don’t really need anyone to help you physically. Its just good for the motivation :)  

If being afraid of your own poop is keeping you from trying this out, then you want to buy an enima/douche, a reusable  one is best because I only use water to enima. You can also use a regular enima that you can empty out and fill with water. I use water because the solution in the enima’s will fill you with  a solution that will make everything turn to diarrhea basically. So you only want to use that when you really need it like if you’re really constipated. But just for general clean up when you practicing just enima until it runs clean. (I’ll talk more about this later)

A good toy to use for stretching is a set of small butt plugs. I would really only recommend using them for when you are just beginning. You want to start with something that has a good taper, nothing that will stretch too quickly. You’ll be able to tell just by looking at them. That’s better for quicker stretching but you can also use dildos if you can find one that doesn’t exceed the widest point of your stretch kit, that is, unless you want to stretch more, but keep in mind that dildos are not tapered the same way.

Ultimately, you want to avoid using butt plugs. If you can stretch without them its better for you. When you’re preparing, the muscle you want to focus on stretching is your sphincter muscle (your buttonhole itself). When you use butt plugs they only stretch your sphincter if you haven’t pushed the butt plug all the way in so that it can remain inside hands free. If you make it a habit of stretching that way you end up really stretching your colon which already has a natural elasticity to it. This puts you at risk for prolapsing which is what happens when your colon is pushed out of your asshole. So again just try to use something that will only stretch the sphincter and not the colon such as dildos and butt plugs called Dilators (my preference). 

So when I started I was most of the time I would practice because it just helps to be as relaxed as possible. Another thing I suggest for when you first start stretching is to use numbing creams if you are having difficulty, two I know of are Tush Eze, and Anal Eze. Basically it just numbs wherever you apply it so you can stretch a little more than usual. It isn’t strong enough that you will over stretch or tear and not realize it, it’s just a light numbing agent. Never push yourself to the point of pain, and become familiar with the difference between pain and discomfort because you will feel discomfort at times but you shouldn’t be in pain. It is hard to concentrate on completely relaxing your asshole and can take practice, learn to embrace the feeling of the stretch and try using clit stimulation to help. 

I feel that practicing is easier by yourself because you are able to push yourself farther in the beginning. Its hard trusting someone, even someone you care because its a foreign feeling and they cannot feel if you are in pain. That’s my opinion, I found it easier when I put myself it pain versus someone else putting me in pain and me trying to relate what not to do. Not to mention you save yourself from feeling any embarrassment (if you’re self conscious in trying this) Trust me, try it. 

Once you can handle something the size of a dick, you can try to go for it, but just take it extremely slow and use other methods of stimulation, it will make the experience far more enjoyable. I recommend being in control of the situation, by this I mean pick a position that will give you full control over the movement. I like to be in doggy and then I will push back at my own pace and let my partner be stationary. 

From there on out its just preference, and knowing your partner etc. 

If you like to clean out ahead of time, maybe the night/day before heres what I think you should know. This part of anal is different for everyone. You should be aware of your body and its metabolism, how long does it take it to fully digest your meals? It isn’t hard to notice this pattern once you start looking for it. I digest food slowly so I will prepare differently than someone who has a very fast metabolism. For instance, I notice that I usually don’t poop until the afternoon time, so that tells me that the food I ate for dinner the night before was digesting all night and by the time lunch rolls around its finally digested. Because of my slow metabolism I have to stop eating earlier in the evening the night before an anal scene. I find between 5-6 pm is a good time to stop eating, if I wait any later I notice the difference when I clean out the following day. Get to know your body so you can figure out how to plan your eating schedule accordingly. 

The night before I will enima until the water runs clean, I don’t even sweat it since I stop eating so early. I squeeze a lot of water up each time, you won’t get all the water out of you that night. Overnight excess water in your colon is breaking down other poop so when you wake up you usually don’t have to enima very much more. You’ll be able to tell when you’re cleaned out because you can push will all your might and not feel any pressure buildup waiting to push something out. At that point i would enima with only a little amount of water so that you’re only rinsing a short distance into your colon at most twice or until water runs clear, but don’t use a full enima in the morning. While you’re having sex later, the excess water that was trapped in your colon will be trickling down if you’re in an upright position which will cause leakage during sex. 

You can prepare in these ways if you choose but its all personal preference when it comes to hygiene and how well you clean out etc. 

An additional option when preparing for anal is taking Immodium. It basically keeps you from pooping by dehydrating you, used for diarrhea etc. This pill works really well for me if I need to use it, I try not to use it unless I need to because it usually stops you up for about a day and i can’t be bloated and working. But as long as you eat you’ll start up again regularly sometime the next day. In my opinion everything in moderation is fine but I don’t recommend using immodium on a regular basis. If you do use it, follow the directions on the package and note that it causes drowsiness. Drink LOTS of water with it to ensure your back on a regular cycle once its out of your system. 

Snacking: Gummy Bears, chewy candy, liquids (non dairy is best), and consume food/drinks with stimulants with discretion because they can make you poop. So that means, coffee, energy drinks, tea, smoking, etc. you get it. 

Night before meal: Eat something light when you do eat and if you must snack after hours, eat soup or have a popsicle, avoid things your body will turn into poop, basically. 

I hope I don’t have to apologize for length at this point, it should be pretty obvious that most of my posts are a little wordy. But thats to get my exact point across and address any questions beforehand to give you a complete blog of what I know on the topic of Anal. So thanks for taking the time to read this, hopefully it helps someone, especially the person who asked me. 

So again this is what works for me but everyone does it a little differently.

Feel free to ask me to elaborate more on anything :)

<3 Mischa

awesome123443-deactivated201305 said: Would you on screen ever use a strapon on a guy? Thanks

Yes. :)

loveajdee said: Jess, that "Food for Thought" is so amazing. I've always felt that way over all, but reading your entry with the details was so helpful. I appreciate that. :)

I’m sorry for the delayed reply, I haven’t been on tumblr in some time. I’m so glad you liked the blog :) that makes me want to write more. A lot of people think this way but are not aware of it or really able to control their way of thinking until its validated through reading/hearing it from someone else. Ya know? ;) Thanks for reading I really appreciate it.

Take care!

Ive figured out Something helpful that works for me so well, I just thought I’d share and see if it works for anyone else.

I’ve always felt like my memory isn’t too great because I have a lot of trouble remembering things, (I think it might be because I’m always thinking of so many things all at once, that I just lose track of everything) but regardless I needed a method that would help me. Since I have a boyfriend I thought if I asked him to help me remember certain things that it would be a load off. I started to notice that after a few times of asking, without him even reminding me I would remember on my own. I thought “well how convenient, I’m remembering without really relying on him.”
So me and my over analytical mind discovered that the reason this method worked so well is because most people find it easier to hold someone else accountable, in any situation. So although I was doing it to help myself, I didn’t do it intentionally.
Me holding someone else accountable for the things I need to remember in turn helped me remember that that person is supposed to do something for me, if they don’t remember (which I never really assume they will) I have to make absolute sure I remember or else all I may forget entirely. It was especially helpful that every time I asked my bf to remember something, it was because it was something very important and I needed a back up memory to make sure it got done.

Forming this habit has been so helpful, and It’s so easy, it’s just human nature to want to put responsibility on others, even our own, like my case. Try it and let me know if it helps you!

Thanks for reading!
:) Mischa

I want you to tell me about every person you’ve ever been in love with. Tell me why you loved them, then tell me why they loved you. Tell me about a day in your life you didn’t think you’d live through. Tell me what the word “home” means to you and tell me in a way that I’ll know your mother’s name just by the way you describe your bed room when you were 8. See, I wanna know the first time you felt the weight of hate and if that day still trembles beneath your bones. Do you prefer to play in puddles of rain or bounce in the bellies of snow? And if you were to build a snowman, would you rip two branches from a tree to build your snowman arms? Or would you leave the snowman armless for the sake of being harmless to the tree? And if you would, would you notice how that tree weeps for you because your snowman has no arms to hug you every time you kiss him on the cheek? Do you kiss your friends on the cheek? Do you sleep beside them when they’re sad, even if it makes your lover mad? Do you think that anger is a sincere emotion or just the timid motion of a fragile heart trying to beat away its pain? See, I wanna know what you think of your first name. And if you often lie awake at night and imagine your mother’s joy when she spoke it for the very first time. I want you tell me all the ways you’ve been unkind. Tell me all the ways you’ve been cruel. See, I wanna know more than what you do for a living. I wanna know how much of your life you spend just giving. And if you love yourself enough to also receive sometimes. I wanna know if you bleed sometimes through other people’s wounds.

Andrea Gibson 

…can I just say holy shit

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